when i die i want my team to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time
My sister dressed the dog up in her sweater and he loved it
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
no seriously what did your mom feed you when you were little like did they sell cute hot and pretty in cans or sachets